Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

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  • A skool paper should b like a miniskirt: long enough 2 cover everything but short enough to keep it interesting... ;)

    by Johnaka
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  • Every girl in this world has a smile that no one else has to offer.....Every smile by every girl will make some difference to someone...never believe that your the same as someone else...your smile is unique........unless your the olsen twins...

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  • When life gives you lemons,Find somone with a paper cut =]

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  • Whenever you're feeling down, go outside and hug a tree....but run away if it hugs you back.

    ~ALR

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  • "Children in the back of the car cause accidents.

    Accidents in the back of the car cause children."

    by Katera
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  • I'm unique, just like everyone else in the world these days.

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  • Sex is like math
    You subtract the clothes
    Add the bed
    Divide the legs
    And Pray to god
    You dont multiply

    by Desiree
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  • "If you're reading this, congratulations, you're alive
    If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is."

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  • People are like chocolates. They look promising, but they disappoint you as soon as you bite into them.

    by Kiun
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