When life hands you lemons, throw them back and DEMAND chocolate!!!!!

Every thing that happens has a message.
Help me out, when I was at the store
some kid ramed into me with a cart
and I failed to see the message.

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

I'm unique, just like everyone else in the world these days.

I wouldn't be able to stab you in the back if you didn't turn it to me so often...

"When it's
pouring out...a TRUE friend would
give you their umbrella. A BEST
friend would be yelling, "RUN
FOREST RUN""

Shall you trust no one.
Let them be idiots and trust you.

I say forget diets!
The only carrots I'm interested in are the ones in a diamond!

Fake it til you make it, then shake it & bake it

One by One the pengiuns steal my sanity. . .