When life hands you the most rediculous situations, all you can do is sit back and laugh. =)

If I stick my finger in your mouth.
Would you still try to talk?

Im not an alcoholic...
Im just thirsty..

Never be ashamed of the person you are. Other people will do that for you.

Trust that little voice in your head that says, "Wouldn't it be interesting if.." And then do it.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Life is difficult,
Full of obstacles
And challenges
But when you fall down,
Stand up, rub off the dirt
And ask ,"Who the hell pushed me?!"

Whenever you're feeling down, go outside and hug a tree....but run away if it hugs you back.

~ALR

Nothing brings people together more then mutual hatred.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while the world tries to figure out how you did it.