If you see light at the end of the tunnel
Be careful it may just be a train

m. ernst 1992

"Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!!!"

~~i\'m tryin to see things from your point of view, but i cant shove my head that far up my a**~~

At first I missed my ex, but then my aim got better.

In life if you cant win, then beat the crap out of those who can...

I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes

HAPPY 4/20 to EVERYONE!!!!

Message from www.dating.com
Your dating ad has been on the net for 8 weeks without any answer!!
Do you want us to try one week without a picture?

Big Mac--5 dollars

Deep fried cheesecake--3 dollars

Large poutine with extra gravy--10 dollars

Dying of a freak breakout of the bubonic plague--priceless

For everything else, there's lyposuction

If at first you dont succeed - cheat!