Mouths closed, eyes on me.
Don't get those mixed up!

*Teacher talking to his class XD*

The person smiling when something's gone wrong has found somebody else to blame.

"Every woman should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away".

"If you're reading this, congratulations, you're alive
If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is."

I never finish anyth

I Love Hearing Rumors About myself,
Most The Time, Its Stuff I Didnt Even Know Bout Myself. lol

Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, hey, floating around in space forever seems pretty cool.

Oh? You play the Guitar? ... Excuse me while I take my clothes off...

Atheists, what do you say when you're surprised? dont you say "oh my god"?

no we say "Oh my big bang!" or "Holy Evolution!"

But most times I just scream like a girl.

Always wear your ring in your middle finger. So when you show it to someone and say f_ck off. The ring will make it fancy :p