Girls want alot of things from guys, but guys only want one thing from alot of girls

Do not lead me into temptation... I can find it myself.

Trust that little voice in your head that says, "Wouldn't it be interesting if.." And then do it.

If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, hey, floating around in space forever seems pretty cool.

Jesus is my homeboy

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

God only created men first because you have to create a rough draft before a masterpiece!

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Im multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.