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"If everything is coming towards you.... |
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If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons |
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Im trying to see things from your point of view but i just cant seem to get my head that far up my own ass! |
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Everytime i go to the doctors i get a jacket. a straight one. and it makes me feel special because i can HUG myself!!! |
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To answer your questions!.... Yes I do sing when I am showering, dance in my underwear and look like an idiot in the morning! |
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She's right over there, look. Wait, don't look. I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking. |
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Just tell Nemo that you couldnt find him cuz u were out getting high!!!!! |
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Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours." |
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Nascar |
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When French people swear do they say pardon my English? |