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Dinners ready when you hear the smoke alarm! |
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She's right over there, look. Wait, don't look. I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking. |
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I'm at a stage in my life where I'm having a hard time caring about things. Fortunately, I don't care . |
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~~i\'m tryin to see things from your point of view, but i cant shove my head that far up my a**~~ |
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Of course I'm arrogant, it's the unavoidable side affect of being right. |
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I am not short i am fun size |
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Laugh untill |
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Thier are plenty fish in the sea but who wants to date a fish? |
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Its 4-20 lol |
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It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size. |