Dinners ready when you hear the smoke alarm!

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."

~my friend Brittany

I hate it when people say "lifes to short"
What the hell! life is the longest thing anyone ever does.. what is possibly longer?

Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil.....WTF!!!! Where is the fun in that!!

“Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!”

Death is God's way of telling man 'Your fired!'. Suicide is man's way of telling god, 'You can't fire me! I quit!'

Its 4-20 lol

(my mate got this as a text)

you've got style
you've got class
i like your smile
i like your a*s
you make my heart
feel like summer
sorry mate
i got the wrong number

GOD MADE MUD...,
GOD MADE DIRT...,
GOD MADE GUYS...,
SO GIRLS COULD FLIRT!

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.