Men come from a p$#@% and for they entire life they spend the whole life getting back why? cause theys no place like home

"Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes"

Sanity an illusion born from a lack of alcohol

Of course I'm arrogant, it's the unavoidable side affect of being right.
- Bob Shank

Everybody wants to go to heaven;
but nobody wants to die.

Dude, school is like a boner, long and hard.

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

You laugh, i laugh
you cry, i cry
you jump off a bridge,
im gonna miss your dumb ass!

I didn't fail, i just found 1000 ways on how NOT to do it.

When trying to write a poem, and you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. if you fail, write about that. if you dont, well at least your troubles are over.