Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes"

    by Shahil Khan
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  • Big Mac--5 dollars

    Deep fried cheesecake--3 dollars

    Large poutine with extra gravy--10 dollars

    Dying of a freak breakout of the bubonic plague--priceless

    For everything else, there's lyposuction

    by Aidyn
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  • THEY SAY:: NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS
    BUT STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY!

    by XxBR0K3NxX
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  • If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

    by Robin Le Monstre
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  • GOD MADE MUD...,
    GOD MADE DIRT...,
    GOD MADE GUYS...,
    SO GIRLS COULD FLIRT!

    by ASHLEY CORTEZ HENDERSON
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  • You laugh, i laugh
    you cry, i cry
    you jump off a bridge,
    im gonna miss your dumb ass!

    by HollyNichole
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  • It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size.

    by Tony
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  • I'm at a stage in my life where I'm having a hard time caring about things. Fortunately, I don't care .

    by modern day barbie
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  • Message from www.dating.com
    Your dating ad has been on the net for 8 weeks without any answer!!
    Do you want us to try one week without a picture?

    by SaMiE
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  • HAPPY 4/20 to EVERYONE!!!!

    by Monica
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