God made men first because he needed a rough draft before a masterpiece!

--LOL, ily Becks

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I am not short i am fun size

I'm at a stage in my life where I'm having a hard time caring about things. Fortunately, I don't care .

Why do we kill people who kill to prove that killing people is wrong???

THEY SAY:: NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS
BUT STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY!

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

3 truths of lyfe:
1) u cant touch all ur teeth wit ur tounge
2)ur a dumbass if u just tried it
3)now ur smilin cuz ur a dumbass!

Laugh untill
you
Tinkel LOL

It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size.