I used to think being so lazy was wrong... So I stopped thinking.

My mama told me obly two things were open at 3 am: legs and Wal-Mart

"Are you sleeping, on the job??"
"No, there's a bug in my eye, && I'm trying to suffocate it"

They say shit happens in life, so its best to always walk aound with a tissue to wipe it off when it happens

If it wasn't for stress, I'd have no energy at all

Happiness Is Like Peeing In Ur Pants Evryone Can C It But only You Can Feel Its Warmth

Girls arent complicated and fridgit...Guys are just stupid and horny.

I am never talking to myself, because GoD is always listening.
-Seany

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill."