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Laugh untill |
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"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back." |
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A cat looks down upon a man, a dog looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see it's equal |
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Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil.....WTF!!!! Where is the fun in that!! |
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Heaven wont take me but hell cant handle me, so i got stuck in this place called life |
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My life is one whole blonde moment...hehe..XD |
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Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that! |
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"normal" is an invention of boring people |
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When life hands you lemons. . . stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger! |
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. |