I have style, I have class
Mess with me I'll kick your ass.
For all those sl.uts who think you're kool
Think again cos B.itches Rule!!!

The other line always moves faster....

Pms - perventing mens shit

I knew i was unwanted when i saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio

If the ocean was liquer and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and drink my way up, but the oceans not liquer and im not a duck so pass me a shot and lets get f**ked up

.suicide is cheating the doctors out of a job.

Bacon is bacon
eggs is eggs
dont let those boys get between your legs
so don't eat sugar
and dont eat salt
cause if you have a baby,
iz not my fault

Your Stupid.... Go Play In Traffic

When life hands you lemons. . . stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!

Boys are like zits...as soon as you get rid of one...another one pops up.