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I went into a library and asked where the mystery books were located. The person just looked at me and said idk...its a mystery. |
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The popular kid are always to cool for you, but remember this, 20 years from now when you are rich and famous, they'll b working at McDonalds serveing you. Whos to cool now |
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Hated by many |
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For parents, there are few things more annoying than teenagers. And for teenagers there are few things more annoying than parents. So how come there are so many teen parents these days? |
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If there's no chocolate in Heaven I'm not going. |
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Girls arent complicated and fridgit...Guys are just stupid and horny. |
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My daughter was going to give you the gift of her virgininity tonight. would you be ever so kind and decline? |
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Lying in bed would be an altogether supreme experience, if only one had a colored pencil long enough to reach the ceiling |
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The other line always moves faster.... |
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Ever get that feeling your free falling but you forgot the parachute and the back up aint working? |