I'm muti-talented
(I can talk and piss you off at the same time)

I dont need to impress anybody
i am who i wanna be
if you cant deal with that
than tough sh!t----thats me

Your so fat the only exercise u get is running after the ice cream van

If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower.

Everything will be alright in the end.
If it's not alright, it's not the end.
*Thank you Bubbles*

YOU KNOW THE TECHNOLOGY OF CONDOMS HAS BECOME BETTER SO MISTAKES LIKE YOU WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN....."YEAH WELL YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU"

Everything is nonsense, because everything makes sense, which is absolutely nonsense.

Why do babies cry when theyre born?

because its like leaving miami....

its 98 degrees all year 'round
and an all you can eat buffet
and you dont have to wear clothes

i mean seriously...who would wanna leave that?

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"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@) ?

*Pass It On*

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

hehe i liked this one ~*~Amber~*~