Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I'm in shape.....round is a shape

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  • Life is like a roller coaster, you can scream all you want but you can't leave until it's over.

    - Eva Catherine

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  • Clothes are what make the person; therefore, naked people have no influence on society.

    by crystal
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  • Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

    by Jessica
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  • "If you cant dazzle them with brilliance...Baffle them with bullshit"

    by Dark
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  • People like you are the reason that people like me need medication.

  • Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
    -robin williams

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  • If you're not living life on the edge your taking up too much space~~

    by Tisha
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  • (D)Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.(D)

    hehe, bad but funny-lyssa

    by lyssa
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  • Two muffins are inside an oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its hot in here" the other muffin says"WOW a talkin muffin!"

    by TORN
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