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I'm in shape.....round is a shape |
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Life is like a roller coaster, you can scream all you want but you can't leave until it's over. |
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Clothes are what make the person; therefore, naked people have no influence on society. |
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Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. |
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"If you cant dazzle them with brilliance...Baffle them with bullshit" |
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People like you are the reason that people like me need medication. |
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Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money |
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If you're not living life on the edge your taking up too much space~~ |
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(D)Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.(D) |
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Two muffins are inside an oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its hot in here" the other muffin says"WOW a talkin muffin!" |