What happens when life gives you a pair of lemons, you stick them in your bra to make you chest bigger!lol

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*Pass It On*

Hated by many
Confronted by none

Everything is nonsense, because everything makes sense, which is absolutely nonsense.

If you think life is bad, imagine what its like for an egg, you share your pad with 11 other guys, it takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft, you only get laid once and the only chick that sat on your face was your mum... life isnt that bad

Imagine dis, u're on a boat & lost @ sea & surrounded by lots of sharks with no weapon on u, what can u do to get out of dis scenario??
some says "jump in the sea & swim with the sharks" but there is a way out... QUIT IMAGINING!

Xx im the kind of person that laughs at jokes 3 times-->once when its told
--> once when its explained, &&
--> once 5 min. later when i finally get it

Nobody's A Virgin............Life Screws Every1!!!!!!

Party hard, rock and roll, were the class you cant control, guys are pimpin, gurls are fine, were the class of 2009!

This is not mine, i got it from a friend, but i have to support my class! 2009!

Happiness is like pissing you pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth!!!!!