Hey if I hadnt of killed him he woulda died at the hands of a murderer

Well Behaved Women Rarley Make History.

My Teacher Said This During One Of Our Exams;

My Teacher Once Said;
You May Look Up For Inspiration,
Look Down In Desperation,
But Never Look Sideways For Information.

When the world pushes you down stand up and say wanna fight b!cht

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
-Edgar Allen Poe

I didn't say it was your fault!
I said i was going to blame you!

If you think life is bad, imagine what its like for an egg, you share your pad with 11 other guys, it takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft, you only get laid once and the only chick that sat on your face was your mum... life isnt that bad

90% of beign smart is knowing what your dumb at

In a game show

Host) Whats your name
1st) My name is Annita
Host) And yours
2nd) Long
Host) And yours
3rd) My name is Harrie
Host) Last but not least
4th) My name is Dik
Host) So are contestents are Annita, Long, Harrie, Dik

Why do we say that only smart people use condoms and not dumb people? Do we really want dumb people to reproduce