Hey if I hadnt of killed him he woulda died at the hands of a murderer

I have style, I have class
Mess with me I'll kick your ass.
For all those sl.uts who think you're kool
Think again cos B.itches Rule!!!

Lying in bed would be an altogether supreme experience, if only one had a colored pencil long enough to reach the ceiling

-Gilbert K. Chesterson

Ever get that feeling your free falling but you forgot the parachute and the back up aint working?

Yup i guess its just one of those days..

**Alec**

Don't you hate it when your grandparents or whomever come up to you at weddings and pinch your cheeks saying, " your next your next?" I did. Well they stopped doing that crap when I started doing it to them at funerals

If there's no chocolate in Heaven I'm not going.

Everything is nonsense, because everything makes sense, which is absolutely nonsense.

Not mine found it online just wanted to share it. :)

I don't Skinny Dip I Chunky Dunk.

YOU KNOW THE TECHNOLOGY OF CONDOMS HAS BECOME BETTER SO MISTAKES LIKE YOU WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN....."YEAH WELL YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU"

~* I aM hOo I aM, uR oPiNiOn Is NiEtHeR dEsIrEd...NoR...rEqUiReD!!*~