Whoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.

=^.^=

You looked me in the eyes and lied and then had the nerve to ask if i was ok.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. Its already tomorrow in Australia.

If when life gives you a lemon, you make lemonade.... what are you supposed to do when life gives you a baby?????

I was hopping from bar stool to bar stool last night hoping to get lucky. But there wasn't gum under any of them.

My life is one whole blonde moment...hehe..XD

Lying in bed would be an altogether supreme experience, if only one had a colored pencil long enough to reach the ceiling

-Gilbert K. Chesterson

Two of my best guy friends walk down the hall. one of them is wearing a leather trenchcoat.

"dude, do u kno how many trees were killed to make you jacket?"

"no, but i know how many cows were killed to make your homework."

I went into a library and asked where the mystery books were located. The person just looked at me and said idk...its a mystery.

I'm never wrong.
I thought i was once.
I was mistaken.