Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I cant always cry smiley faces
    sometimes life is crap

    by tainted melody
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  • Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

    by CiNDY iS BAkk
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  • you call me a BiiTcH,
    a BiiTcH is a FeMaLe DoG, dogs BaRk, a bark is a part of NaTuRe. nature is BeAuTiiFuL
    all in all, ThAnKz for the CoMpLiiMeNt!

    ii GoT tHiiS 4rM a GiiRl, ii ThOuGhT iiT wUz FuNnY...hA hA!

    by Just Keara
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  • There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

    by Wings Of An Angel
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  • Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

    by VeinsofHate
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  • If you think life is bad, imagine what its like for an egg, you share your pad with 11 other guys, it takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft, you only get laid once and the only chick that sat on your face was your mum... life isnt that bad

    by Jo
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  • Nobody's A Virgin............Life Screws Every1!!!!!!

    by Kristin
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  • Happiness is like pissing you pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth!!!!!

    by kenya
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  • DONT TAKE LiFE TO SERiOUS
    NOBODY GETS OUT ALiVE ANYWAYS

    by MissinqHimm
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  • My underwear says single but my boyfriend says taken

    by A book with no meaning
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