Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Seen it all, done it all, cant remember half of it

    by KIM_SLAYER_GURL
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  • Life is like a di*k, when it gets hard f**k it,
    Cuz noones a virgin cuz life screws us all!!

    by Breezy
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  • "Smile, Smile, and have as much sex as possible."

    by Ashley Thomas
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  • Party hard, rock and roll, were the class you cant control, guys are pimpin, gurls are fine, were the class of 2009!

    This is not mine, i got it from a friend, but i have to support my class! 2009!

    by Kasie Morgan
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  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

    -D. Cavett

    by Fighter (Ariane L.)
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  • Why the hell do people go to a fast food place and order:
    Large Cheeseburger With All The Fillings;
    Large Fries;
    and a DIET coke?

    by Hayley Marie
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  • There are all these saying about life giving you lemons. But when does life ever actually give you lemons??

    by ItGirl
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  • Nobody's A Virgin............Life Screws Every1!!!!!!

    by Kristin
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  • ITS' BETTER TO BE PISSED OFF THAN TO BE PISSED ON

    by ARCH_ANGEL
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  • Being bipolar is not having constant moodswings, its being cold at both ends.

    by Tricia
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