Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Never begin a hunger strike on an empty stomach.

    by CHRIS
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  • I belive that my life is like a peice of toilet paper, the shorter is is the shittier it gets.

    by kim
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  • My Dad~ "Oops. It sent. I didn't mean to send it. Uh, your joining the NAVY."

    Me~ "o.0? Okay."

    by Jesse James
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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    god made me pretty
    what happen to you!!..lol

    by Jean G.
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  • I am grounded for two weeks or until my mom learns that "funk" is not a bad word!!

    by Amber Collins
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  • Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.

    by Violet
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  • Don't miss anyone
    from your past because
    there's always a reason why
    they didn't make it to your future!!

    by *completly_in_love*
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  • There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

    by Wings Of An Angel
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  • Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

    by CiNDY iS BAkk
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  • you call me a BiiTcH,
    a BiiTcH is a FeMaLe DoG, dogs BaRk, a bark is a part of NaTuRe. nature is BeAuTiiFuL
    all in all, ThAnKz for the CoMpLiiMeNt!

    ii GoT tHiiS 4rM a GiiRl, ii ThOuGhT iiT wUz FuNnY...hA hA!

    by Just Keara
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