Happiness is like pissing you pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth!!!!!

If you think life is bad, imagine what its like for an egg, you share your pad with 11 other guys, it takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft, you only get laid once and the only chick that sat on your face was your mum... life isnt that bad

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Don't miss anyone
from your past because
there's always a reason why
they didn't make it to your future!!

I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.

I didn't say it was your fault!
I said i was going to blame you!

Nobody's A Virgin............Life Screws Every1!!!!!!

I cant always cry smiley faces
sometimes life is crap

Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes...that way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.