I run with scissors.
It makes me feel
dangerous.

Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.

My underwear says single but my boyfriend says taken

Don't miss anyone
from your past because
there's always a reason why
they didn't make it to your future!!

What do you get when you give a woman with pms a gps?
a furious woman that will find you:)

Life is like a di*k, when it gets hard f**k it,
Cuz noones a virgin cuz life screws us all!!

"don't talk to strangers.........that's my thing xD"

"Smile, Smile, and have as much sex as possible."

Theres nothing to fear with a bottle of beer

Party hard, rock and roll, were the class you cant control, guys are pimpin, gurls are fine, were the class of 2009!

This is not mine, i got it from a friend, but i have to support my class! 2009!