Happiness is like pissing you pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth!!!!!

Xx im the kind of person that laughs at jokes 3 times-->once when its told
--> once when its explained, &&
--> once 5 min. later when i finally get it

Flip flops, TANK TOPS, late nights, WATER FIGHTS, hot guys, BLUE SKIES, sneaking out.. SUMMER of 06 is GONNA be AWESOME

Whoever said nothing impossible obvisouly nvr tried to slam a revolving door

Its takes a minute to become and idiot, but forever to lose the quality!!

*Why exercise when you can eat*

Im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice

Not all Men are Annoying, Some are Dead!

You never die a virgin because life screws you in the end!

Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.