Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I run with scissors.
    It makes me feel
    dangerous.

    by Bre Monique
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  • Don't miss anyone
    from your past because
    there's always a reason why
    they didn't make it to your future!!

    by *completly_in_love*
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  • I will die for you, if i have HIV!!!

    by Raju Panta
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  • If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

    by KelseyinWonderland
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  • I cant always cry smiley faces
    sometimes life is crap

    by tainted melody
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  • When life gives you lemons find somone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party!

    by ~*inXloveXwithXaXdork*~
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  • Theres nothing to fear with a bottle of beer

    by hana heroin e
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  • DONT TAKE LiFE TO SERiOUS
    NOBODY GETS OUT ALiVE ANYWAYS

    by MissinqHimm
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  • Party hard, rock and roll, were the class you cant control, guys are pimpin, gurls are fine, were the class of 2009!

    This is not mine, i got it from a friend, but i have to support my class! 2009!

    by Kasie Morgan
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  • What do you get when you give a woman with pms a gps?
    a furious woman that will find you:)

    by robbie
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