Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

    by KelseyinWonderland
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  • When life gives you lemons find somone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party!

    by ~*inXloveXwithXaXdork*~
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  • " I shall not run for my people.....my people can walk for me..."

    **Said by me in P.E class...a when my coach made me lead the class to do 5 laps around the soccer field and they were forcing me to run**

    by Run out of words
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  • Theres nothing to fear with a bottle of beer

    by hana heroin e
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  • "I'm sorry I was late miss I was distracted be something shiny"=the best excuse for being late for class

    by melly
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  • Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes...that way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

    by Lilith
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  • The younger you are the more you laugh.
    The more you laugh the healthier you are.
    The healthier you are the longer you live.
    Therefore, the younger you are the longer you live.

    by x Mo x
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  • Just some thing to think about.

    if today is yesterdays tomorrow and yesterday is todays yesterday then would there ever really be a tomorrow cuz elventualy it will be a today and a yesterday?

    by SammyLynn
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  • Guys are like thorns
    you have to watch out for the pricks

    by Lacy
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  • When people say LIFE IS SHORT, they are lying, i mean is there anything else you are going to be doing longer than that?

    by Stephanie Naylor
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