Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Stop complaining...
    its life...
    SHIT HAPPENS!!!

    by Kaila
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  • Don't take life seriously, no on gets out alive.

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  • Im putting you under citizens arrest because your an advanced kind of ugly

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  • You can yell at the sky. You can punch at the sky. But you CANNOT spit at the sky. Cuz if you spit at the sky, it's gonna come back and hit you in the face.

    ~shinigami

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  • DONT TAKE LiFE TO SERiOUS
    NOBODY GETS OUT ALiVE ANYWAYS

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  • "don't talk to strangers.........that's my thing xD"

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  • I run with scissors.
    It makes me feel
    dangerous.

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  • My underwear says single but my boyfriend says taken

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  • I suffer from lack of brain cells whats your excuse?

    by Bugg
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  • I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.

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