Happiness is like pissing you pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth!!!!!

When life gives you lemons find somone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party!

" I shall not run for my people.....my people can walk for me..."

**Said by me in P.E class...a when my coach made me lead the class to do 5 laps around the soccer field and they were forcing me to run**

Imagine dis, u're on a boat & lost @ sea & surrounded by lots of sharks with no weapon on u, what can u do to get out of dis scenario??
some says "jump in the sea & swim with the sharks" but there is a way out... QUIT IMAGINING!

Why the hell do people go to a fast food place and order:
Large Cheeseburger With All The Fillings;
Large Fries;
and a DIET coke?

Class is dead darling,it died with the dinosaurs
it traded its pearls and white wine for myspace and corona.welcome to the twenty first century would you like fries with that?

Did you notice you either say "thanks" or "thanks a million" it can only be one of the two you can't just be like "thanks 236"

Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

Xx im the kind of person that laughs at jokes 3 times-->once when its told
--> once when its explained, &&
--> once 5 min. later when i finally get it

I run with scissors.
It makes me feel
dangerous.