Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Why do we say that only smart people use condoms and not dumb people? Do we really want dumb people to reproduce

    by 2die4
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  • Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.

    by Cory
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  • When people say LIFE IS SHORT, they are lying, i mean is there anything else you are going to be doing longer than that?

    by Stephanie Naylor
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  • Remember language arts class? You'd always have to make those "brain storms". I hated those so much. Because the best I could come up with was a "brain drizzle".

    by Disasterpiece
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  • Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

    by CiNDY iS BAkk
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  • Party hard, rock and roll, were the class you cant control, guys are pimpin, gurls are fine, were the class of 2009!

    This is not mine, i got it from a friend, but i have to support my class! 2009!

    by Kasie Morgan
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  • you call me a BiiTcH,
    a BiiTcH is a FeMaLe DoG, dogs BaRk, a bark is a part of NaTuRe. nature is BeAuTiiFuL
    all in all, ThAnKz for the CoMpLiiMeNt!

    ii GoT tHiiS 4rM a GiiRl, ii ThOuGhT iiT wUz FuNnY...hA hA!

    by Just Keara
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  • Theres nothing to fear with a bottle of beer

    by hana heroin e
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  • I had an x-ray done ! today and they found you in my heart. the doctor said if they took you out!!. i would die because i couldn't live without you.

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    by Ruby Munoz
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  • I will die for you, if i have HIV!!!

    by Raju Panta
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