People come up to me and they say "Do people really come up to you?"

Remember language arts class? You'd always have to make those "brain storms". I hated those so much. Because the best I could come up with was a "brain drizzle".

Ya see life is like 14 cupcakes..... i dont know where this is going....

Did you notice you either say "thanks" or "thanks a million" it can only be one of the two you can't just be like "thanks 236"

Some people are like Slinkies. They're pretty useless, but its still fun to watch them tumble down the stairs.

What do you get when you give a woman with pms a gps?
a furious woman that will find you:)

Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

Class is dead darling,it died with the dinosaurs
it traded its pearls and white wine for myspace and corona.welcome to the twenty first century would you like fries with that?

Imagine dis, u're on a boat & lost @ sea & surrounded by lots of sharks with no weapon on u, what can u do to get out of dis scenario??
some says "jump in the sea & swim with the sharks" but there is a way out... QUIT IMAGINING!

I cant always cry smiley faces
sometimes life is crap