Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I will die for you, if i have HIV!!!

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  • I had an x-ray done ! today and they found you in my heart. the doctor said if they took you out!!. i would die because i couldn't live without you.

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    ruby.m.munoz

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  • There's always a light at the end of every tunnle... Lets just hope the light isn't caused by a train.

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  • When life gives you lemons, tuck them inside your bra. Couldn't hurt. Might even help.

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  • "They say I'm lazy, but it takes all my time"

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  • Life is like a box of chocolates, eventually it makes you sick

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  • Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!

    by Steve
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  • "I won?! Oh my gosh - I never win! You must suck!"

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  • "If God brings you to it, he will bring you threw it"

    by Gini
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  • Laugh and the world will laugh with you, cry and you will ruin your mascara

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