Funny Quotes About Life

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  • To eat or not to eat that is the question? and the answer is always ... yes!

    by Megann
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  • If you light a match in a room full of lads do you think it would explode!

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  • If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

    by Esther
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  • When life gives you lemons, tuck them inside your bra. Couldn't hurt. Might even help.

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  • "If God brings you to it, he will bring you threw it"

    by Gini
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  • Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!

    by Steve
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  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

    ~D. Cavett

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  • Men r like cheap pantyhos, right when things start to get important, they run.

    by Tessa
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  • Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it

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  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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