Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Never eat prunes when famished.

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  • "When your 5 it's imagination, but when your 35 it's insanity"

    by Leyesto
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  • Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

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  • Second best ant gr8 but its dam beta then 3rd

    by Rachele
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  • On the other hand you have diffrent fingers

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  • Few women admit there age, few men act theres

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  • I was probably skinny when fat was 'in'.

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  • To eat or not to eat that is the question? and the answer is always ... yes!

    by Megann
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  • If people weren't supposed to make mistakes, there wouldn't be bumpers on cars and rubbers on pencils.

    by Lara
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  • .:.*God Invented Men,
    Then Had A Better Idea!!!*.:.

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