Lifes a b-tch that deserves to get pimp slapped

My definition of a well balanced meal is a cake in each hand!

haha

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

I was probably skinny when fat was 'in'.

People who commit suicide were just afraid that someday they will run into Chuck Norris

I live for the nights i'lll never remember with the friends i'll never forget

^^ahh those summer nights!!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!

Mom have you seen the peanutbutter ? (mom) check the bathroom

Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it

It's better to not say anything, have have people think your an idiot, then to say something to prove it