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Wake up and smell the coffee, then go back to sleep |
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Im never wrong, i just say stuf that no1 else knows is true |
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"when im feeling like i have it the worst, i just remember what my uncle george told me, hey at least your not a symese twin connected at the butt and the other ones gay." |
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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. |
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It's all funny until someone gets hurt... then its hilarious!! |
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Your the Shit..so don't worry someone will smell it |
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Guys are stupid...throw rocks at them |
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When given the choice between mittens and gloves, always wear mittens. It is much easier to flip people off. |
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Watch out for flying squirrels!!! |
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You can't spell Crap without RAP |