Funny Quotes About Life

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  • SCREW EVERYBODY ELES ,
    FOCUS MORE ON YOURSELF

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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    after the rosebowl
    usc became number 2

    by ashley
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  • Fubu shirt~50$
    S.Carter shoes~104$
    ruff ryder jeans~150$
    realizing that you're white~priceless

    by amber
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  • My Grandma started walking 5 miles every day when she was 65, now she's 98 and we don't where the hell she is.
    -Ellen Degeneres

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  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    by Frank
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  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

    ~D. Cavett

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  • People who commit suicide were just afraid that someday they will run into Chuck Norris

    by INDIE
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  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

    -none.the wood chucks itself in fear of chuck norris

    by INDIE
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  • If you light a match in a room full of lads do you think it would explode!

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  • I ran through my house with siccors and I LIVED....lol

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