Watch out for flying squirrels!!!

the penguins are coming for you...

You can't spell Crap without RAP

SCREW EVERYBODY ELES ,
FOCUS MORE ON YOURSELF

Roses are red
violets are blue
after the rosebowl
usc became number 2

Fubu shirt~50$
S.Carter shoes~104$
ruff ryder jeans~150$
realizing that you're white~priceless

My Grandma started walking 5 miles every day when she was 65, now she's 98 and we don't where the hell she is.
-Ellen Degeneres

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

~D. Cavett

People who commit suicide were just afraid that someday they will run into Chuck Norris

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

-none.the wood chucks itself in fear of chuck norris