If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, then why practice?

I ran through my house with siccors and I LIVED....lol

Men r like cheap pantyhos, right when things start to get important, they run.

I'm the kind of person who would go up to a little kid and say "Each day you die a little more" with a smile on my face.

I went into Gus'es artificial organ and taco stand, said, "Give me a bladder por favor."
The guy said "Is that to go?"
I said, "Well, what else would I want it for?"

My definition of a well balanced meal is a cake in each hand!

haha

**from my dad**

When i get my pet camel im going to teach it a trick. Its going to learn how to swallow, not spit!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

The only reason I'm your dad
Is because Your mom makes
GREAT Pancakes

To eat or not to eat that is the question? and the answer is always ... yes!