I guess what I'm really trying to say is.... oh look a butterfly

The only reason I'm your dad
Is because Your mom makes
GREAT Pancakes

Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh...

"I won?! Oh my gosh - I never win! You must suck!"

We so hot we make fire stop, drop, and roll

Boyz are like purses they are cute, full of crap, and replacable!!!

I saw this girl... And she obviously didn't shave her pits. I mean, man, it was like a jungle. Imagine when she sweats? She could just ring it out. "What Timmy? You're thristy? Come here. Save some for the cat."

Everyone brings happiness into this room
Some by entering
Some by leaving.

Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it

I went into Gus'es artificial organ and taco stand, said, "Give me a bladder por favor."
The guy said "Is that to go?"
I said, "Well, what else would I want it for?"