If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

My definition of a well balanced meal is a cake in each hand!

haha

Men r like cheap pantyhos, right when things start to get important, they run.

There was 2 muffins in a oven. one muffin said

''god its hot in here''

then the other muffin screamed out..

''AH ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!!''

{HAHHA i love that joke}

-You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking

Look left look right but always look forward when in a fight.

All you have to do in life is...
Go out with your friends
Party hard
&& look twice as good
As the b**** standing next to you!!
-Paris Hilton

There are 4 stages of life and they are:
1) you believe in Santa Clause
2) you dont believe in Santa Clause
3) You are Santa Clause
4) You look like Santa Clause

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit!

Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviosuly never tried slamming a revolving door