I owe my success to listening respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

*Something I said to my friend when she was going nuts about things*

If you're going to panic, panic constructively!

.......and quietly come to think of it, possibly over there.

**yeah i know it probably wasnt the most constructive thing**

We so hot we make fire stop, drop, and roll

I live for the nights i'lll never remember with the friends i'll never forget

^^ahh those summer nights!!

It's better to not say anything, have have people think your an idiot, then to say something to prove it

Mom have you seen the peanutbutter ? (mom) check the bathroom

Lifes a b-tch that deserves to get pimp slapped

Some things are just so amazing that
You wanna SQEEZE them...
Just to see what happens

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it