When given the choice between mittens and gloves, always wear mittens. It is much easier to flip people off.

Watch out for flying squirrels!!!

the penguins are coming for you...

If your afraid of heights...

don't climb a ladder you dummy

You can't spell Crap without RAP

Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it

To eat or not to eat that is the question? and the answer is always ... yes!

SCREW EVERYBODY ELES ,
FOCUS MORE ON YOURSELF

I'll try anything once...Twice if I like it.

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

Roses are red
violets are blue
after the rosebowl
usc became number 2