Funny Quotes About Life

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  • :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S

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  • But mom...

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  • If life was a bowling game.... I'd be da ball... knocking out every1 dat gets in my way ....

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  • How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

    by David
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  • T - Thank
    G - God
    I - I'm
    F - Female

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  • The number one cause of death is birth.

    by Carley
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  • 92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

    by Briana
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  • I'll try anything once...Twice if I like it.

    by Tayea
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  • If your afraid of heights...

    don't climb a ladder you dummy

    by Rae
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  • Everyone brings happiness into this room
    Some by entering
    Some by leaving.

    by Sole
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