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Boyz are like purses they are cute, full of crap, and replacable!!! |
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I'm the kind of person who would go up to a little kid and say "Each day you die a little more" with a smile on my face. |
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The only reason I'm your dad |
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I hate it when people tell me so-and-so is so-and-so spelled backwards. I really don't care. It's not like I'm going to be writing something then say "Wait.. What if someone wants to read this looking in a mirror". |
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SCREW EVERYBODY ELES , |
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To eat or not to eat that is the question? and the answer is always ... yes! |
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A blunt a day keeps the stress away! :D |
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"I won?! Oh my gosh - I never win! You must suck!" |
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Roses are red |
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Remember when you went to sleep as a kid and mommy kissed you goodnight? Ever wonder if she just got done giving daddy a blow job? You do now. |