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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit! |
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Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviosuly never tried slamming a revolving door |
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:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S |
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But mom... |
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If life was a bowling game.... I'd be da ball... knocking out every1 dat gets in my way .... |
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. |
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T - Thank |
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The number one cause of death is birth. |
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92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!! |
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I'll try anything once...Twice if I like it. |