Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Boyz are like purses they are cute, full of crap, and replacable!!!

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  • I'm the kind of person who would go up to a little kid and say "Each day you die a little more" with a smile on my face.

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  • The only reason I'm your dad
    Is because Your mom makes
    GREAT Pancakes

    by 6 A M
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  • I hate it when people tell me so-and-so is so-and-so spelled backwards. I really don't care. It's not like I'm going to be writing something then say "Wait.. What if someone wants to read this looking in a mirror".

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  • SCREW EVERYBODY ELES ,
    FOCUS MORE ON YOURSELF

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  • To eat or not to eat that is the question? and the answer is always ... yes!

    by Megann
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  • A blunt a day keeps the stress away! :D

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  • "I won?! Oh my gosh - I never win! You must suck!"

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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    after the rosebowl
    usc became number 2

    by ashley
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  • Remember when you went to sleep as a kid and mommy kissed you goodnight? Ever wonder if she just got done giving daddy a blow job? You do now.

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