Friends are like condoms.
they protect you when things get hard. =]]

Yeah were the kind of rebels that would...
OPEN THE WRONG SIDE OF THE POPCORN BAG

Ignorance killed the cat, sir.
Curiosity was framed.

A clean room is the sign of a wasted life ** haa haa then ive never wasted a second**

"When life gives you cucumbers, fck them." =)

My brother taught me to go down the street... Not across.

I can only please one person a day... and you're not that person, tomorrow's not looking that good either.

If yew are what yew eat,
then yew CLEARLY devoured a fat man!
=]

.....i can't live without you...i'm dying to feel you at night...sweat is drippin down my body...i want you...i need you...come on air conditioner work.....

I always find I run faster when I pretend to be an aeroplane