Ignorance killed the cat, sir.
Curiosity was framed.

A clean room is the sign of a wasted life ** haa haa then ive never wasted a second**

"When life gives you cucumbers, fck them." =)

My brother taught me to go down the street... Not across.

I can only please one person a day... and you're not that person, tomorrow's not looking that good either.

If yew are what yew eat,
then yew CLEARLY devoured a fat man!
=]

.....i can't live without you...i'm dying to feel you at night...sweat is drippin down my body...i want you...i need you...come on air conditioner work.....

I always find I run faster when I pretend to be an aeroplane

H3y iim s0 c00l 3v3n ii waNNa b3 m3

Teachin mii frnd how 2 play scrabble:
me: u cant put uni all the way up there ... connect it with ears
fernando: wtf ... what is "uni's"!!!!????
me: lmao... two!!!!!!

........because uni means one ............