H3y iim s0 c00l 3v3n ii waNNa b3 m3

Teachin mii frnd how 2 play scrabble:
me: u cant put uni all the way up there ... connect it with ears
fernando: wtf ... what is "uni's"!!!!????
me: lmao... two!!!!!!

........because uni means one ............

Sam i am a rappin sam lol

Next time you have butterflies in your stomach put a frog in your throat to eat all the butterflies. :)

Guy with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

AMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

srry inside joke
jk nikki jk

B: wet down the paper towel so it goes in easier... and soap it up

(famous bathroom quote)

B: i think a paper towel might work... no seriusly just hear me out

(famous bathroom quote)

B: what r u gonna do if some1 comes in her
A: ill just dive into the stall

(famous bathroom quotes)

B: im not gonna throw u down and rape u, i just wanna get up
A: i cant touch u now

(famous bathroom quote)