She said "JUST KILL ME" & I said "Give me a gun." =)

ATTENTION!

The aliens are abducting
The hottest and sexiest people alive.

Don't worry,
You're safe..

I just want to tell you goodbye.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would go and cut itself

You Laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cry
You jump off a bridge i go save your crazy self!!!!

Ur lookin at perfectionand it aint u!

Save a cow...
Eat a vegeterian

I'm not crazy...i'm just stupid

-Abbey Jones

Next time someone gives you an ugly face..... give one right back thats ten time worse

We didn't invite you. Our car was full, then you'd have to take your own, and then you'd want someone to ride with you. "Who wants to ride with her...?"
..."No one!"
So yeah, it's just better that you didn't go... :)

"Bubbly"
by: Colbie Calait

The orgasm song!