My reflexes are so good, I start crying 2 minutes before they hit me.

"Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies."

-starscream

I wish I had a penis… they look like good poking tools XD

We're all figments of someone else's over active imagination

Falling, Falling, Falling...

Ah shit. I really can't fly.

Lola:I can't hear, I'm telling you.
Heidi:why?
Lola:I'll be deaf & dumb.
Heidi:Well, you can always say "What, I can't hear you...."

_hella funny!
conv between me & my bffl =]

He who argues with a fool is a fool. So don't argue with me.

"The essay isn't THAT bad ... let's just say if it was a dog, you'd shoot it"

- Said by my Sociology teacher

She said "JUST KILL ME" & I said "Give me a gun." =)

ATTENTION!

The aliens are abducting
The hottest and sexiest people alive.

Don't worry,
You're safe..

I just want to tell you goodbye.