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  • Lindsey: your a cow!
    me:???
    lindsey: cows have hair i have no hair so ima pig. i have no hair and i have a cute little tail!
    me:???
    {actuall convo} hahaha

    by DeViN sCoTt
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  • Forget love - I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE!

    by rmansour
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  • Im about as lucky as a lucky rabbits foot....in a room full of starved wolves

    by Curing the Comon Cliche
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  • Im not short im fun sized!

    by SexiiMexii
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  • Thinking evil is making evil.

    by Sarah Dawn
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  • Best friends are like bras
    always there for support

    best friends are like condoms
    always there to help when things get hard

    by MERCY is never shown
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  • A good friend would bailyou out of jail but a best friend would be sitting beside you saying " were in a whole heck of a lot of trouble but danm that was fun"

    by MERCY is never shown
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  • Have you ever heard the name foreman cause alot of times it sounds like "Four men".

    by Xx Grieving from the inside outxX
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  • When this boy walked up to one of his teachers yesterday. Miss Rosemay he gave her a thing of roses and she said thankyou but you're a student teddy. I told her it wasn't from me, this is from a man I'm just 12 year old kid.

    by Xx Grieving from the inside outxX
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  • When the little girl said you're 41 to an older guy. He said "No, it only looks like I'm 41" but with you there asking me question by question I ain't getting any younger, that means his not.

    by Xx Grieving from the inside outxX
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