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He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch |
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die |
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I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying |
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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic |
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I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body |
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"Big woop, you got a tank, wanna fight about it?" |
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Its a manly belt...its supposed to hurt! |
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JOE'S KRAB SHACK, |
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Life is short and so am I so deal with it and move on. |
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Presence is more than just being there. -Malcom S. Forbes |