WARNING:
i bruise easily.

`` ' beauty is on the inside'
is something that parents of fat kids say.

Ive fallen into the dark void of life.
Hey a cheetoh!

Forget a therapest what you need is an exorcist.

Heavily medicated for your safety.

Wouldnt it be nice if the world was flat? That way, we could just push off the people we dont like.

A guy showed me a picture n said "this is me when I was younger" Every picture is when you were younger. If he was like "this is a picture of me when Im older" Id be like "WTF? Whered you get that camera?!"

Don't knock on death door, ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that. ((say it on a icon and now its my icon on my razr.))

Stop breaking my heart!! I'm almost out of tape...

Jake: Wow cnt evn giv me a hug?
Me: Im stil pisd @ u
Jake: So pisd that u cnt giv me a hug? wow u realy r pisd
Me: this isnt 1 of those i hate u 4 a day & then im ovr it. its been three days
Jake: wow i realy screwed up.