Video may have killed the radio star. But I killed the pornstar. Deal with it.

Nutty butty bar you're so nummy. Yes, you'll go straight into my mouth then tummy. When you're gone the good times pass. Then you go straight to my thighs & a**.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips?

Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles, so taste the rainbow, b**ch!

Some are sicker than others and I am living proof.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
god made me pretty,
what the hell happened to you!?

-Angel( my Friend)(I just had to put it up!)

The things that we call fake is an easy way to acknowledge something that we just can't comprehend. - Me.

Silence is golden,
ductape is silver.

-not mine but i saw it on a T-shirt and thought it was hilarious!

"your envy creates my energy...ever wonder why im so hyper?"
-agsm

Well, Ok So celebrities walk on the red carpet because... well they're famous. But me and my girls, we walk on toilet paper.... and u know why? Bc we'z tha Sh*t!

I'd choose rain over sunshine any day.
With rain comes sunshine. With sunshine comes rain.