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  • SHUT UP !!!
    im listening to the people in mi head
    and they all think ur crazy

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  • Dear Sky,
    If you're going to invite Rain over, could you at least ask him to bring his friend Lightning too?

    by randoms
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  • Sub: why is your guitar like that
    Brandon: cuz it is
    Sub: why is it blue
    Brandon: my guitar is blue cuz it is sad

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  • "No, no you can't use that story as to why your finger is broken... you have to say 'I flipped off the governator and he snapped it'" as said by my jake

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  • " Your lips are like vodka to me.... and I want to get wasted!!!"

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  • Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist.

    by Anna
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  • ~~YeR jUsT {{{JeALoUs}}} ThAt tHe VoIcEs oNlY TaLk To {{mE}}~

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  • Hey lets start a club...members are u n me n my bed... want to have a meetin *wink wink*

    by cassi
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  • [T]he d.u.m.m.e.r people think you are the more [surprised] they will be when you kill them....

    hehe

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  • Life may be confusing, but the answer to your problem is: be confusing back

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