Well, Ok So celebrities walk on the red carpet because... well they're famous. But me and my girls, we walk on toilet paper.... and u know why? Bc we'z tha Sh*t!

I'd choose rain over sunshine any day.
With rain comes sunshine. With sunshine comes rain.

SHUT UP !!!
im listening to the people in mi head
and they all think ur crazy

Dear Sky,
If you're going to invite Rain over, could you at least ask him to bring his friend Lightning too?

Sub: why is your guitar like that
Brandon: cuz it is
Sub: why is it blue
Brandon: my guitar is blue cuz it is sad

"No, no you can't use that story as to why your finger is broken... you have to say 'I flipped off the governator and he snapped it'" as said by my jake

" Your lips are like vodka to me.... and I want to get wasted!!!"

Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist.

~~YeR jUsT {{{JeALoUs}}} ThAt tHe VoIcEs oNlY TaLk To {{mE}}~

Hey lets start a club...members are u n me n my bed... want to have a meetin *wink wink*