Friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chest?

Me: chest nuts

friend: wat do u call nuts on a wall?

Me: wall nuts

friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chin?

Me: chin nuts?

Friend: no my di ck in ur mouth!!!

Shut the f up or ill shove u back up ur mom where u came from!!

He he i said tht to my cuzin rawrface one random day!!

Hello my name is Jen remember that bcuz ull be screaming it later

Its not my fault when u and ur boyfriend are doing it he's thinking of me

Dedicated to chad herr

save the planet and go kill urself !!!!

Me: are u flippin me?

Princess: Like pancakes b itch!

dedicated to My friend steven aka Princess

She called me a B itch i said id rather be a b itch than look like a man!

He said "ur my everything."
i said "even ur momma?"
he said "well, no one can be my momma but my momma."
i said "i may not be ur momma but ile still spank u if ur a bad boy."

"on the count of three' isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street."

She said are you flippin' me?!
i said "like a pancake biitch."