Dont make me cranky!!
im runnin out of places to hide the bodys!

When u make a mistake, nvr say "oops!" always say "ah! very intersting"
(when dealing with chemicals, run!)

I'm that guy your mom warned you to stay away from- You know, when she said "Oh, don't bother honey, he's gay.'

from my friend princess

Dont wait for prince charming he's probably gay anyway!

Its okay moses was once a basketcase and look how he turned out!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I Don't Get It...

I Enjoy To Dance.....
IN MY UNDERWEAR!!!!
^_^

I am going to eat you with my laser vision.
(There's a story behind this, but I'm too lazy to try to explain.)

Princess: so she said "Are you two gonna...-hand motion-" And I said idk being my first time and all

Me: Well, why don't you do it with a chick?

Princess: Let's not...

Princess: u want sex from ur boyfriend really bad don't you?

Me: Yeah, I do.

Princess: Hm, I wonder what I'm doing this weekend

Me: -weird look-

Princess: ...Sh*t, that was horrible timing...