I dont have to be careful.

I've got a gun!

-Homer Simpson

VAMPIRES ARE REAL.....YOU JUST DON'T BELIEVE!

98% of teens are bringing sexy back......but I;m N the 2% that SEXY neVr left!

You Laugh Because i'm different, I Laugh because i just farted!!!!! tehe

After being in counseling for a year, my physciatrist said 'Maybe life just isn't for everyone......'

Austin at Karate:
"Domo-arigato"
(whispers) Mr. Roboto

I don't say that aloud.
I'm afraid they'll kick me.

That's just deathtastic.

My period isn't once a month, it's all month long!

I remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground.
(not mine but its so true)

Whatever Floats Your Boat
Sinks My Ship
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