When I was born the Devil said
"Oh Shit!, there is now compitition"

Roses are red, violets are blue. No mutual friends, who the f**k are you?
- A facebook joke

I was so tired to write a full length poem. Or quote.
So I watched porn.

Cockiness is confidence without confidence

Go stradle a Narwal, you chlorinated gene pool

You mad bro? ;)

You may not or may like cheese

If ,ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a very mary christmas!:)

When life gives you lemons squrt it in someones eyes!!!!!!!!!

OH S**T TRIPPIN NUTS