The Breads Warm

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!!

If you drink ten glasses of milk and try to move a wall you cant
but darling drink ten shots of vodka that wall moves by its self

Sometimes I want to give up on everything,
but then I remember that I do nothing

So you're so straight eh? so is spaghetti till you heat it up ;)

Do we have to cry each time we get hurt?
Why don't we laugh for a change? :DD

I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU I AM JUST EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON

They say there's a difference between being hungry and being bored, but my mind can't figure out what it is

Dont go round telling people your mom is the greatest person in the world coz she gave birth to you...so what,you think it was a chicken that gave birth to me?

Did you know "damm it im mad" spelled backwards is "damm it im mad"? oh the things youll come up with when your bored ;)