HUG AID: we give free hugs to the poor, the worthless and the ugly!

I don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it!

You look like a hundred dollars tonight, all green and wrinkly!

MySpAcE FrEaK

NOTHING IS MORE FUN THEN GETING PAID AND GETTIN LAID. WHILE SMOKING WEED

I may be cruel and nasty, but at least im good at it.

You know you have problems when you fall out of your seat...and youre sitting on the floor.

My favorite part of basketball is the pitching..

Don't be jealous, its pathetic

I know you talk bout me, no wonder I'm so damn famous