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  • **You're so funny...but looks aren't everything.**

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  • **Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.**

    -an icon i have-

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  • Hickory Di_ckory Dock.
    Three mice ran up the clock.
    The clock struck one...
    and the others got away with minor injuries.

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  • This is an A and B conversation so C ur way out before D jumps over E and F's u up G.

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  • The reason a dog has so many friends is because he wags his tail and not his tounge.

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  • B agging
    L adies
    O n
    O ff
    D a
    S treets

    by N3Na
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  • Being evil isnt always easy

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  • I have voices in my head people say they tell me what is right ... well they are speking spainsh so I don't know what they are saying.

  • They say i have A.D.D but some people just dont under - OH LOOK! A DOG WITH A POOFY TAIL!

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  • Spoon fighting: learn it, fear it, obey it

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