"My name is Laura not Laurie get your vowels straight"

*A moment of specialness with friends*
~Laura~

Monkeyman: I can't believe you ate a baby.
fat guy: I was hungry.
monkeyman: well, that's just cause you're a fat ho.
fat guy: well, you're still a monkey.

HOW COME BOYS NEVER SEEM TO GROW UP THEY JUST GROW OLDER?

Be Sexy,
Be Cool,
Be Wild,
Be YOU!

Officer..i swear to drunk im not god..!!

There's a point in your life
when you get tired of chasing
everyone and trying to fix everything
but it's not giving up.....
It's realizing that you don't need
certain people, the BULLSHIT
and the DRAMA they bring!

If you have an issue then take a tissue!

Mirrors dont talk and luckly for you they dont laugh either!

Boys are like dogs, playful but stupid!

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, & beer