Hi

The sun is not my friend! friends dont burn friends and I got sunburnt!

I tried to sniff coke once....but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

Can you Find the N's ?
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"Nothing ruins mind-altering music like plain crutons."

I may suck, but at least I suck gracefully.

GIRLs"
if you want to have S**
still want to be A V*
than hav S** with Lesbian"

BOYS"
if yu want to have S**
but still want to be a V"
dan hav S** with Gay

Point at the person near you and say *
You suck,
you suck,
you suck,

poing at ur self and say*

I LICK!

~secret

"My name is Laura not Laurie get your vowels straight"

*A moment of specialness with friends*
~Laura~

Monkeyman: I can't believe you ate a baby.
fat guy: I was hungry.
monkeyman: well, that's just cause you're a fat ho.
fat guy: well, you're still a monkey.