Stop being a loser, go to your happy place, with rainbow, lollypops, butterfly, and unicorns.

IF GUYS HAD THEIR PERIOD:: they'd probably brag about the size of their tamponS :p

If you are drunk, go pick up. She's beautiful now so you might as well not waste it.

You Know How Vegetarians Eat Nothing To Do With Animals....Well They Eat Animal Crackers....Shame On Them.

Who said it was an act of bravery? for all you know it could of been an act of stupidity.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse...now I'm starting to wonder if he is really gay...

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend

Caution: Mischief in process... mehehehehehehehe

I don't think my mum gets it when she calls me "son-of-a-b!t*h"

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land