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If you are drunk, go pick up. She's beautiful now so you might as well not waste it. |
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You Know How Vegetarians Eat Nothing To Do With Animals....Well They Eat Animal Crackers....Shame On Them. |
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Who said it was an act of bravery? for all you know it could of been an act of stupidity. |
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse...now I'm starting to wonder if he is really gay... |
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When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend |
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Caution: Mischief in process... mehehehehehehehe |
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I don't think my mum gets it when she calls me "son-of-a-b!t*h" |
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Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land |
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Yeah...id VERB your NOUN |
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I was so suprised when i was born i couldnt talk for a year and a half |