Yeah...id VERB your NOUN

I was so suprised when i was born i couldnt talk for a year and a half

~~heard this somewhere but i forgot where~~

Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker. :)

Cheese cheese....i like cheese you like cheese?...i like cheese!!

popped in my head at like 3:00 in the morning .. you just had to be there

WHY DRINK AND DRIVE WHEN YOU CAN SMOKE AND FLY!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.

Then sit back and watch everyone

wonder how in the heck you did that.

I like my men like i like my coffee... rich and dark...
(not really, i dont care if they are rich.. personality wins me over...=)

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent

I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!