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  • If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
    I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
    IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
    Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven

    by Stuart
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  • Quiit yO yappiin` fOr i haftuh qet tuh cLappiin` `en have yuh bOdy partsz miix `en matchiin

    by candace
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  • *i dId nOt lOsE mY vIrGiNiTy!* ...*i kNoW eXAcTlY wHo hAs iT!!*

    by candace
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  • A friend would be the 1 you call in the middle of the night to come bail you out of jail

    A BEST friend would be the 1 who wakes you up in the jail cell the next morning saying "Lets do that again!!!"

    by WhYcAnTuLoVeMe
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  • Your words are trying to define me without the proper dictionary

    by Simone
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  • When i told my cuzin about that quote about how if guyz got their period.. he said

    "if girls had what guyz have they would brag about how they are bigger and how much they shoot!"

    idk about you but i thought it was funny..

    by Maggie Joseph
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  • Inspiration comes and goes. Forgiveness is simple when understanding flows!

    by Lindsay
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  • Blah ...

    by ryeann
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  • Bow down to the llama, and honour that most holy of unhumped camals, for It is..... Spitting at that little girl. Ahaha, look, guys!! YAY LLAMA!

    by Kitoura
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  • "Police have confirmed that Anna-Nicole Smith died of a drug overdose, and if we hear any more about Anna-Nicole, we might too." -Carrie at the News Desk, Rove Live.

    by Kitoura
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