One thought tried to break through the open door of my mind, and faild

The Easter bunny wanted to play a trick on a rooster so one morning the bunny went in the hen house and switched out all the eggs with colored eggs The
rooster walks in and gets a funny look on his face and goes and beats the sh.i.t out of the peacock

In spanish class, the teacher said say a command in spanish...so i shout out

Hazme despues de la clase

having no idea what it means.. everyone bursts out laughing, and my teacher says "you just said 'do me after class' "

lmfao

If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven

Quiit yO yappiin` fOr i haftuh qet tuh cLappiin` `en have yuh bOdy partsz miix `en matchiin

*i dId nOt lOsE mY vIrGiNiTy!* ...*i kNoW eXAcTlY wHo hAs iT!!*

A friend would be the 1 you call in the middle of the night to come bail you out of jail

A BEST friend would be the 1 who wakes you up in the jail cell the next morning saying "Lets do that again!!!"

Your words are trying to define me without the proper dictionary

When i told my cuzin about that quote about how if guyz got their period.. he said

"if girls had what guyz have they would brag about how they are bigger and how much they shoot!"

idk about you but i thought it was funny..

Inspiration comes and goes. Forgiveness is simple when understanding flows!